man doctor jokes

A man said to his doctor, I think there’s something the matter with me; I have got a pain here, one there

 One over here he went on and on abour his symptoms.

Every time he paused for breath the doctor said, ‘final fine! go on .go on!’

When he’d finally finished the story the doctor said, ‘you know, you have got a disease that was supposed to have been extinct long ago.’